NEW RESEARCH: Conversations that ease stress in women!

Renowned Dutch scientist, Izmael Von Bello just won the Nobel for his groundbreaking research about easing stress in women.

The paper states that if a woman having a stressful day speaks to a man whose name starts with I and ends with L, her stress levels will reduce by a whopping 98%.

The paper goes on to state that this law is more effective if the lady has a raspy voice, and is of the same ethnicity as the guy.

Speaking after the ceremony Von Bello said “I’m happy to have won this award. But happier that I can help to make women’s lives easier”.

Below is a picture of a woman’s progression from sadness to happiness before and after talking to a guy named Israel.

So if you are interested in reducing your stress levels, and you have a raspy voice, send that guy whose name starts with I and ends with L, and is of the same ethnicity as you, your number today!