Renowned Dutch scientist, Izmael Von Bello just won the Nobel for his groundbreaking research about easing stress in women.
The paper states that if a woman having a stressful day speaks to a man whose name starts with I and ends with L, her stress levels will reduce by a whopping 98%.
The paper goes on to state that this law is more effective if the lady has a raspy voice, and is of the same ethnicity as the guy.
Speaking after the ceremony Von Bello said “I’m happy to have won this award. But happier that I can help to make women’s lives easier”.
Below is a picture of a woman’s progression from sadness to happiness before and after talking to a guy named Israel.
So if you are interested in reducing your stress levels, and you have a raspy voice, send that guy whose name starts with I and ends with L, and is of the same ethnicity as you, your number today!